Oh, losers, buckle up because today's been another day of me being absolutely fabulous while you all sit there drooling over your screens. It's springtime, bitches—flowers blooming, birds chirping, and me strutting around like the goddess I am. Woke up in my massive bed, sheets all tangled from last night's... well, let's just say a real man knows how to leave a mark without even trying. I stretched out, admiring my perfect body in the mirror across the room. Red hair cascadi

Ellen poses in a green bikini

Ellen’s World: Your Daily Fix of Perfection

Alright, you pathetic simps, it’s time to worship—your goddess is back with another day of me being pure perfection, and today I switched it up because I’m too hot to bore myself. Spring’s got the city buzzing, but I’m the real spark, and I made sure everyone felt it. I owned every moment, and you’re lucky I’m even sharing—send those tributes now, or I’m done with you losers.

Alright, you pathetic simps, it’s time to kneel and listen—your goddess is here to remind you why I’m the center of your sad little worlds. Today was another masterpiece of me being me, and since it’s spring, I decided to let the universe bask in my glory. I owned every minute, looked hotter than hell, and left everyone drooling—especially you losers who’ll never even get close. So, soak it up, send your tributes, and thank me for even bothering to write this.

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Listen up, you pathetic little simps—your goddess has graced you with another day of my perfection, so get your grubby hands off whatever sad excuse for a life you’re clinging to and worship me properly. Today was all about me reminding this pathetic world who runs it, and trust me, I looked hot as hell doing it. Spring’s rolling in, the air’s all crisp and flowery, and I decided it was time to strut my stuff and make everyone drool—especially you losers who’ll never get a ta