Ellen: Beaches and Bitches
- Hamlin
- Nov 13
- 5 min read
Oh, losers, buckle up because today's been another day of me being absolutely fabulous while you all sit there drooling over your screens. It's springtime, bitches—flowers blooming, birds chirping, and me strutting around like the goddess I am. Woke up in my massive bed, sheets all tangled from last night's... well, let's just say a real man knows how to leave a mark without even trying. I stretched out, admiring my perfect body in the mirror across the room. Red hair cascading like fire, green eyes sparkling with that "I'm better than you" vibe. And these tits? Please, they're a gift to the world, but only the worthy get a peek.
